22787 review-unlike-seattle-lounges-digest-loaf unlike-seattle-lounges-digest-loaf http://www.hazlewood.feedback/review-unlike-seattle-lounges-digest-loaf 8243 8 8 8 0 0 0 Unlike most Seattle lounges where I would rather digest a loaf of moldy bread and subsequently wreak havoc on my toilet with a manic diarrhea episode, I can actually stomach Hazlewood 2 days out of the week. During weekends, when this place inevitably overflows with people, your group will be consumed by noise.  Shrieking in close proximities and making exaggerated hand movements are your only methods of communication.   Trying to get a drink will be a chore as the bartenders, underneath their calm facade, are encumbered with the neverending drink queue. One evening, I kept getting sandwiched between different men while attempting to get the bartender's attention to order my drink.  It was like commemorating my awkward boarding school dances filled with freak trains and mismanaged erections.  I admired those chaperones' inability to gag. The only days I'll come are weekday evenings before Thursday and after Sunday because navigating a sweaty neck beard maze when the liquor isn't pouring quickly enough isn't my ideal way to spend my nights.   Other than that, I've had good times with friends and acquaintances alike here. <p>Unlike most Seattle lounges where I would rather digest a loaf of moldy bread and subsequently wreak havoc on my toilet with a manic diarrhea episode, I can actually stomach Hazlewood 2 days out of the week. During weekends, when this place inevitably overflows with people, your group will be consumed by noise.  Shrieking in close proximities and making exaggerated hand movements are your only methods of communication.   Trying to get a drink will be a chore as the bartenders, underneath their calm facade, are encumbered with the neverending drink queue. One evening, I kept getting sandwiched between different men while attempting to get the bartender&rsquo;s attention to order my drink.  It was like commemorating my awkward boarding school dances filled with freak trains and mismanaged erections.  I admired those chaperones&rsquo; inability to gag. The only days I&rsquo;ll come are weekday evenings before Thursday and after Sunday because navigating a sweaty neck beard maze when the liquor isn&rsquo;t pouring quickly enough isn&rsquo;t my ideal way to spend my nights.   Other than that, I&rsquo;ve had good times with friends and acquaintances alike here.</p> 2016-07-14T23:42+0000

Unlike most Seattle lounges where I would rather digest a loaf of moldy bread and subsequently wreak havoc on my toilet with a manic diarrhea episode, I can actually stomach Hazlewood 2 days out of the week. During weekends, when this place inevitably overflows with people, your group will be consumed by noise.  Shrieking in close proximities and making exaggerated hand movements are your only methods of communication.   Trying to get a drink will be a chore as the bartenders, underneath their calm facade, are encumbered with the neverending drink queue. One evening, I kept getting sandwiched between different men while attempting to get the bartender’s attention to order my drink.  It was like commemorating my awkward boarding school dances filled with freak trains and mismanaged erections.  I admired those chaperones’ inability to gag. The only days I’ll come are weekday evenings before Thursday and after Sunday because navigating a sweaty neck beard maze when the liquor isn’t pouring quickly enough isn’t my ideal way to spend my nights.   Other than that, I’ve had good times with friends and acquaintances alike here.